Minimum Baseline

Non-linear digression

The conspiracy theories come thick and fast this week. Taryn is reliably informed by a Qantas hostie who she'd never met that her POTS and other forms of long Covid are caused by a vaccine cover up, rather than the virus, 15 minute cities are prisons rather than handy places to live and clever women who choose never to interact with Fox News crybabies are, much to their surprise and delight, miserable, barren and unable to reverse a car. Plus, Taryn discusses non-linear progression in sport and how that relates to the Minimum Baseline method & Stacey crumples into a pile of old dusty bones and random inflammation a week out from her triathlon. 

Ep 14: Fleshy Sims

On this week's episode, Taryn makes a flowchart in the hope that she can become more like her hot Sim Jeremy. Stacey launches a new business & boomers gonna boom. Are you not entertained? If so, you might choose to buy us a coffee at https://www.buymeacoffee.com/minimumbaseline

Ep 13: Already Embarro

It's not even 2 weeks in and 2023 is already embarrassing. This week on the pod, Taryn admits to being a secret monarchist and Stacey has a big new goal. Plus, we touch on the limitations of self discipline, the 12 week year methodology and the difference between being Jewish and being Jew-ish. 
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EP 12: Christmas Minisode

We are keeping it short and sweet this week in a bonus minisode! As 2022 draws to a close, we reflect on our first 12 weeks of podcasting. We look ahead to the next 12 weeks and chat about what our goals are in the first quarter of 2023. PLUS: We bring you a cacophony of batshittery to round out the year. See you again on the 13th of Jan!

Ep 11: Grown Up Problems

Have you ever opened Tinder and thought "I wish this place was bleaker"? Then this is the podcast for you! This week, Stacey has her annual existential crisis & Taryn realises that recovery is not all that it's cracked up to be. Taryn laughs at asphalt & Stacey yells at her brain.

EP 10: Goal setting for dummies

This week, we make like a 90's megadweeb and use a flow chart un-ironically! Taryn changes things up and proves that Australian media can give the Brits a run for their money in the batshit stakes & Stacey's shares a mini motivation/ weekly batshittery crossover.

EP 9: A wee menty b

Stacey & Taryn both make big leaps forward this week & it caused some brain drama! Taryn becomes the third woman ever to commentate an A League women's soccer game and Stacey gets smashed, but not in the good way. PLUS: What do a sexual polycule, Enron, cryptocurrency, the Winklevoss twins, Bob Katter and the divorce of Tom Brady and Gisele Bündchen have in common? Sound the batsh!t alarm. This week is a doozy. 

Ep 8: Melting Down

This week, Taryn finally announces her big, exciting thing & Stacey uncovers a thought loop that is holding her back. Both sisters struggle to stick to their small, dumb thing & Elon Musk throws some more paint around the joint. PLUS: Stacey & the Donald both have a wee meltdown over a 1 star review. Only Stacey's has her getting her kit off for the 'gram whist the Don's has him accidentally admit to a major federal crime. 

EP 7: Not Dead Yet

Stacey did a Triathlon and didn't die! Taryn joins the gig economy! POTS is weird! PLUS Elon Musk has a wee meltdown and the UK press behaves like the UK press. 

EP 6: A Portrait of White Ladies, Whinging

If you woke up this morning and thought to yourself, "I'd like to listen to 27 minutes of white ladies whinging", then this is the podcast for you!PLUS, we discuss whether an Emu can be racist AND a woman drinks coffee in her garden with her husband and Twitter hated it.